Spank the Planker

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This young lady isn’t having a nice lie down: she’s planking.

Planking is a new (or newish) craze. Basically, you lie prone and hold your body, from head to toes, completely rigid and flat – flat as a plank.

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The more you manage to defy gravity in the process, the more kudos you get.

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Plankers also appreciate wit, and any kind of seated statue or mannequin may be treated as an open invitation for a visual pun – and a bit of implied rhyming wordplay!

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And when the statue is of someone who’s already well known for what he does to naughty girls, the temptation only gets more intense.

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But a word of warning: if you plank on a Santa, or indeed anyone else, and he’s not a statue… then you’re taking a bit of a risk!

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Ho ho ho! Ouch ouch ouch!

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