The Perils of Santa’s Booth

It’s the time of year when, all over the world, department stores, nightclubs and holiday parties set up souvenir photobooths offering you the chance to have your photo taken with Santa Claus. But many an unsuspecting girl has arrived for her visit with Santa only to learn that… she’s on the naughty list!

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She might think she’s been good, like this young lady helping out at a Las Vegas toy drive, but as you can see, Santa knows better:

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And if she’s caught visiting somewhere like the Denver restaurant Illegal Pete’s… well, the name ought to have given her a clue, shouldn’t it?

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Spanking Santas can even be found in gay bars like Rich’s of San Diego. Happily for us, girls are also allowed to join in:

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Now, you might think Santa is a very, very experienced spanker.

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He gets in a whole lot of practice.

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Even when ’tis not the season to be jolly, thanks to events like the Blizzard on the Beach party at the Tao nightclub in Las Vegas:

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But it has to be said, he doesn’t always make a perfect job of it. He’s been known to botch the OTK positioning, sometimes only a little…

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… sometimes quite a lot…

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… and sometimes, catastrophically, he doesn’t manage to get her over his knee at all:

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On occasion he even seems unsure what might be the most effective thing to spank her with:

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At New York’s Dolce Vita store, it’s hard to tell who’s more distressed at the situation: Santa or the naughty girls he’s duty-bound to punish.

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(It’s a pity about the second one, because the girl is outstanding!)

Do you know, maybe it’s just possible that some of these booth Santas might (whisper it) not be the real thing!

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OK, she was an obvious imposter… but remember, it may not always be so easy to spot a fake Santa.

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And if you make a mistake… well I was going to say ‘on your head be it’, but actually the danger’s more to your other end!

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So remember, ladies everywhere: if you turn up in the booth expecting to sit on Santa’s knee, there’s always the risk that you may find yourself across it instead – after which you won’t be sitting anywhere at all!

18 Trust Seattle 2011 Kryptonite Nick as Santa spanks Jade Owen photo by Sarah Lovrien

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