Voyeurs, rejoice! Exhibitionists, exult! People with no sense of humor, despair!
January 10 saw the return of the No Pants Subway Ride, bringing bottoms, lingerie and wackiness to the morning commute in cities all over the world.
And today, winnowed from the web and sifted from the cellulite, we present the best of the sights from the 2016 ride!
The event began 15 years ago in New York, but has become a worldwide phenomenon. This year girls dropped their pants in Bucharest:
They showed their panties in Peking (oh, alright then, Beijing):
And they commuted with the clothed in Brisbane:
And that’s only three of the sixty cities that took part.
Here’s how it works. You descend, pantsless, into the subway.
You wait on the platform. Will your fellow commuters react with incredulity to your amazing lack of attire?
Well, in New York, probably not!
The train arrives.
Let the other passengers off first, please!
And now it’s time for your No Pants Subway Ride!
Finally you emerge into the cool evening air – and don’t forget to smile for the photographers!
En route there will be some beautiful sights to enjoy.
Though on any long journey, there’s inevitably going to be somebody asking…
Remember, there will always be someone watching you.
Some photographers will do anything for a close-up.
But the objective is always to make it look as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
The event has also been called ‘Show Your Panties Day’, but some modest ladies obviously don’t want to show their actual panties – and wear a second pair on top!
Others are obviously making a show of it, effectively wearing a costume rather than their normal underwear.
You know there’s something wrong when even Fido gets in on the act!
And what do you deserve, my dear, for not following the true spirit of the occasion? Bend over and find out!
I’ve never actually seen a proper No Pants Day spanking, unless this girl is getting one from the invisible man.
But sometimes it seems there needs to be a jolly good smacked bottom on the agenda. Take this young lady from Phoenix, Arizona.
Yes, it’s lovely, but that’s not what we meant when we asked you to toast her buns.
That’s more like it!
That wasn’t the only bit of provocative behavior in Phoenix that day.
But the men of Arizona know how to deal with it!
Even if sometimes it takes rather a lot of them, and their womenfolk, to make an impression…
The day often ends with a party – no pants worn, of course!
And you can guarantee that right to the end of the trip, someone will keep on asking…
Yes, we are!