Meet Alexandra Heiss, the Hamburg fitness model who also works under the name Alexa Ink. She hasn’t always been quite so heavily inked.
And when she’s not showing off her tats, or her abs, she’s also a dancer – subspecies, pole and lap. What’s more, she has a claim to be considered, from our point of view, the least disappointing lap dancer ever.
Lap dancers typically perform on somebody’s lap – but Alexandra’s act often sees her over it too!
And make no mistake, this isn’t just a nice bit of Faux-TK: once she’s in position, Alexandra gets spanked!
So go on, she deserves it: give her a round of applause!