Lovely Rita, Dirndl Maid

Will the annual Love Magazine advent calendar ever better its 2014 entry featuring Kendall Jenner and Santa?


Maybe not with the German-themed 2016 entry featuring Rita Ora, but it was still a very welcome offering. Dressed in lederhosen, Rita mimes to Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B, accompanied by, well, Rita and Rita in dirndl skirts – three of her, thanks to the magic of modern technology.

Less mysterious, but a source of more overt and immediate pleasure, was the combination of costuming and choreography that showed us this:

The other dirndl Rita wore the heart daringly on the front, but the back was just as forthright in the present troubled times:

We love eu teu, Rita! And the climax of the video brings her ever further up in our estimation by showing lederhosen Rita first getting a smacked bottom from red dirndl Rita,

and then giving one to green dirndl Rita:

Red dirndl Rita regrettably remains unsmacked, but rather than be ungrateful, let’s just enjoy the video:

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