Wedding Bands


It is sometimes said that weddings in Eastern Europe are undignified and sleazy occasions, which maybe tells you more about the hangups of the people saying it than it does about the weddings themselves.

What they’re upset about are the ‘wedding games’ that entertain the guests at the party celebrations after the actual splicing, which often involve a lot of raunchy contact between participants of different sexes. An especially entertaining one is like a communal game of matless Twister between competing couples,

and it’s common to see girls struggling to keep their short-skirted wedding finery in its proper place, not always with total success:

Then there’s one where couples have to burst a balloon without using their hands, which usually involves putting it in between them and squeezing – or, in at least one case, letting gravity do some of the work.

(The video for that one is here.)

But the game we’re mainly here to see involves selected guests forming a band, with the guys as the musicians and the gals as the instruments. It obviously owes something to the venerable Femme Orchestra cabaret sketch, but with the difference that this is primarily a participation game rather than a show. It is usually run by a party host who introduces each girl instrument individually and helps the players to simulate it, after which they give a ‘recital’ as a full band. I won’t go through them all, but there’s often something nice about the girl violin.

There’s even more pleasure in the girl piano:

But, happily, the large majority of the girls who end up in this position are drums,

and you know what that means!

Some are played two-handed, like bongos:

Occasionally drumsticks are provided:

There’s often extreme hilarity when the lucky lady is told how she is to position herself, because of course there’s just one primary association on everyone’s minds: they may not actually say it, but it’s all very much about spanking.

Not all achieve full OTK, but sometimes, just sometimes, half measures are good enough:

But some hosts put a lot of care and effort into making sure the girls are positioned just so:

Some guys are ultra-inhibited about it all.

Some are careful to avoid touching the girl’s bottom, and drum along her back instead:

The girls sometimes show the usual modest concern about the relative positions of their hemlines and their panties,

sometimes with good cause:

A long dress may be safer,

but not nearly as much fun as a short one!

One way to stay absolutely safe is to wear a pansuit to the wedding. But this does leave a girl prone to the visible panty line hazard:

From time to time, it’s not a wedding guest who gets spanked, but the bride:

But a good time is had by all!

Or most, at least…

Because ultimately the very best of these aren’t just faux-TK fun – they are proper, playful spankings, with fluttering legs and everything.

The game has been around since at least 2011, though the earliest example I’ve seen that features face-down OTK is from 2013. It seems to be played mainly or exclusively in Russia and Ukraine; weddings in countries further west, such as Poland or Hungary, have some of the same games, including the panty-revealing pseudo-Twister exercise (which very occasionally produces something relevant). But apparently they don’t go in for this one – or, at least, I haven’t found any examples, which is not necessarily the same thing. Here are the videos; as always, it’s best to take them a few at a time rather than gobble them up all at once. But there are some real spanking gems in there!


2015, 2015, 2015, 2015, 2015, 2015

2016, 2016 (take 2), 2016

2017, 2017

2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018

2019, 2019, 2019, 2019, 2019, 2019, 2019, 2019, 2019

2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2020

2021, 2021, 2021

And for a further helping, go here.

Acknowledgement: Many thanks to Dean for first drawing this body of material to my attention.

3 thoughts on “Wedding Bands

  1. Jimc says:

    Quite an amazing selection.Great finds.I loved how the instruments were so finely tuned and played. Many of the instruments did seem to enjoy the music as well. I thought several years were really great.Thanks for sharing and have a great day. This was a great adventure.


    • Dean says:

      Excellent what a great site you keep up. Love the stuff like this, that is more on a mainstream level. Everyday people and love the clothing in the scenes.


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