There are many hazards for a bride to negotiate en route to and from the altar on her big day. Well in advance, she must attend fittings for the dress, occasions when she runs the risk of seeming overdressed compared with everyone else.
On the eve of the wedding, there’s the hen party.
Even a bride-to-be who’s never been spanked in her life before, like Chelsea here, can’t expect be spared:
Occasionally the bride gets to whack the bridesmaid:
But the bridesmaid may get her own back on the day itself:
The best man may also want to have a go:
But since a wedding traditionally marks a transfer of responsibility, there are two men with particular spanking claims on the bridal bottom. First, the father of the bride:
And then the groom:
No spanking at the ceremony, of course, but the photos outside afterwards provide a great opportunity.
Next there’s the wedding breakfast.
We’ve seen elsewhere that wedding cakes are sometimes decorated with figurines making a useful suggestion:
Cake was the cause of the next bride’s downfall, too: the naughty girl rubbed it in her new husband’s face!
A well-behaved bride, on the other hand, may be allowed to help spank the matron of honor:
And off they go on honeymoon:
We hope they’ll be very happy together – even if sometimes she may have a little difficulty sitting down!